Posted on June 3, 2010
“’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.”
Excerpt from “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll
When I was in about fifth or sixth grade, my teacher sent us home with the instruction to memorize a poem and the next day we were to each recite said poem to the class. For reasons unknown to me now, I picked the Jabberwocky from the book Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. My guess is I chose it because the story of Alice and her journeys through Wonderland fascinated me as a kid. I find myself drawn to things that seem to have more than meets the eye (who just heard the theme to the Transformers as they read that? Nerd), and I like to figure out the hidden meaning of things so I can be in on the secret. The Jabberwocky poem seemed like one of those secrets when I first read it. It just had to be. Look at those words, “mome raths” and “borogroves.” What the hell are those? As hard as it is to believe, kids, Dad didn’t have the Internet or Wikipedia back then, so he was on his own to figure out the mystery of the Jabberwocky.
So I struggled all night and into the next morning. I distinctly remember, standing waiting for the bus in the morning with a crinkled paper in my hands, reciting all seven stanzas. By the time I arrived at school, I more or less (more less than more) had the poem committed to short term memory, but we had to do this thing right now people! We’re burning daylight. Unfortunately, the teacher waited until the end of the day to get to the homework assignment, which meant by the time it got to me, class was over. I had driven myself as mad as a hatter for nothing, which seemed fitting for the subject matter.
Although the words have faded now from my memory, the image of the Jabberwocky still remains, and I was excited to see that he would make an appearance in the new movie Alice in Wonderland (2010).
This movie is not the story you may have known as a kid, rather it is a story inspired by Lewis Carroll’s original works. Some of the characters will seem familiar, but now thanks to the latest craze to retell every story ever told all over again in high tech glory, things are different. What does that mean? Well for starters, Alice has grown up. She is now nineteen, facing adult choices, like being forced to wear fancy clothes she does not like and being forced to marry someone she does not like. So she escapes from reality by chasing a rabbit down a hole which leads her to the dream-like world of Underland (ya that’s right, not Wonderland. According to this movie, Alice misheard it as Wonderland the first time she visited this place. But why did this movie have to change the name? It felt like there was some kind of copyright dispute mid-movie. You know what? I refuse to accept that change. It is Wonderland. Always has been, always will be. You might as well change Alice’s name too while you are at it. Shame on whoever tried to change that.)
As with his past movies, I really enjoyed Tim Burton’s visual choices in his interpretation of characters and setting. And I am sure the 3-D stuff would have been a perfect compliment to those visuals. I appreciated that the movie takes some time at the beginning to develop Alice’s character rather than jumping right into the visual clusterfun that is awaiting us in Wonderland. However, that development of plot went of the tracks once we got to Wonderland.
Let me start by saying that I am not completely against reboots or reinterpretations. They can inspire a whole new generation to fall in love a literary character or story. And sometimes the movies of old just didn’t have the capability to fully explore all of the fine details in a certain piece of fiction. And I’m sure everyone has their own interpretation of what Alice in Wonderland is really about. I was always told Lewis Carroll was a druggie and the book was one big drug reference. Then I read this article about how Mr. Carroll was a mathematician, and many of the characters are poking fun at the new math of the time called Algebra. What I love most is that no matter what, there is a deeper, hidden undercurrent of meaning beyond the literal story of girl going down the rabbit hole.
In an interview, Burton said he felt that original was just about a girl wondering from one character to the next and he didn’t feel connected to that emotionally, so he felt there needed to be more of a story as opposed to a series of events. But I think that misses what is great about the way Carroll presented Wonderland. It is about a series of random encounters. Just like in dreams, we jump from one strange thing to the next. No rhyme. No reason. Wonderland, just like our dreams, is not rational.
And when Alice is battling the demons of oncoming adulthood, we see her literally battling a demon, or a Jabberwocky in this case. Visually, the Jabberwocky was cool, but I was hoping for more substance than it being just a dragon that needed a smack down. I appreciate this interpretation of what the Jabberwocky represents, although I don’t think the audience needs to be slapped across face with the subtext to get the point across. To add insult to the injury inflicted by the change in the story, (spoiler alert) once said demon is defeated and Alice returns home, the story wraps up at a comical pace. The idea that our all her problems could evaporate so quickly is more wondrous than Wonderland.
But I think the best way to illustrate the distaste I have for the changes made to the characters in this movie is with this clip from the movie. Thanks to the magic of CGI and I would guess marketing focus groups also played a crucial role, we are treated to/tortured with (depending on your perspective) the Mad Hatter’s performance of a dance called the Futterwacken. Futter-whatten? Yes, that is right. Futterwacken. Don’t remember that from the original story? Because it wasn’t there. At least I don’t remember it. It is just one of the most wondrous changes made to make a more emotional connection for Mr. Burton (I’m being sarcastic if you can’t tell). Do not watch this clip if you have a weak stomach, are pregnant, or will become pregnant. Tell your doctor if sudden side effects occur. And don’t Futterwacken in public, you’ll go blind.
The worst sin of all is committed if these changes ruin the story of old for those who have not read the original. My hope is that some will be inspired to seek out the novels after the movie, or memorize the Jabberwocky poem, but I will be very upset if I hear there are those who don’t like the books because there’s no battle scene or Futterwacken. It already upset me that my daughter had to ask me whether she should call it Wonderland or Underland? There should be no doubt! That is my big complaint with these reboots. Reignite the love for the material, but don’t ruin what was already a good thing.
Posted on June 2, 2010
Reviewed by Mister Hand
After more than 3 years of silence, Weezer returned with the Green Album, which I felt was a formulaic approach to creating an album of radio friendly-pop songs. It was more of a mathematical “this plus this equals a radio hit!” I’m not saying I don’t like “Island in the Sun” or “Hash Pipe,” but it didn’t seem as deep or Weezerish for me. They followed the Green Album up with what seemed like a new CD every week (3 albums) but thats probably because it was as though the flood gates had reopened and I wasn’t used to new Weezer music so frequently. One highlight to note because credit should be given where it is due, is the use of the Muppets in a music video for “Keep Fishin” off the Maladroit Album.
This all brings me to the point of the review – Raditude. At long last I feel Weezer has created an album that blends their newer radio sound with the rawness of thefir roots. I heard the first single “(If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” just a few weeks ago (even though it hit the radio in August, 2009) and didn’t know what I was listening to but knew I needed to buy it. It wasn’t until that night that I found out it was my long lost friend Weezer. It still has that Weezer sound, but I’d grown accustomed to their more pop feel than the raw stuff I missed from 1993. This is not to say it is a replica of the Blue Album, but rather an musical evolution, bringing the old and the new together in a way that only Weezer could do (yes it came with blue kool-aid that brainwashed me). One song that especially caught my ear was the “Can’t Stop Partying,” which features Lil Wayne of all people.
I’d go into all the songs and why I love them, but people just need to check it out for themselves and rediscover the Raditude that is Weezer.
Posted on May 30, 2010
Reviewed by Little Man Critic (Age 4)
What happened in the movie? They fighted, and Alice killed the dragon’s head off.
What did you think about the movie? It was good
Why was it good? Because I like fighting. The heart man that has an eye thing on and horse he can ride on.
What did you not like? The rabbit. He was going into the tree.
Would tell your friends to watch it? No because it is too scary for them and there is a lot of noise and it hurts my ears.
Posted on May 30, 2010
By Little Miss Critic (Age 7)
What is the movie about? It is about Alice trying to kill this dragon thing and if she does she will save Wonderland.
What did you think about it? It was good, but I didn’t like the fighting
What did you like? I liked the caterpillar because I am raising caterpillars.
What did you not like? I didn’t like the killing.
Would you tell your friends to watch it? Maybe not because if you have little ones they might be scared.
Posted on May 28, 2010
There are some very moving moments on the show like the young girl whose doctor told her that her liver was failing because of her diet and she would die young if she continued down that path. And there are moments of shock, like when a first grade class could not name one single vegetable but could identify a French Fry in seconds. There are a few moments that feel forced or set up in the name of television drama, like the rivalry created between the local DJ and Mr. Oliver. But do not let that distract you from the overall message of the show because it is very important.
The most interesting part of the show for me was seeing Mr. Oliver battle the schools. Since my daughter has started going to public school fulltime, my wife and I have become very aware of the decline in the nutrition in our child’s meals. Remember the days that meals were cooked right on site? Not any more. Now it is processed food, made at a central location and shipped out to the schools. I don’t mean to sound like the guy who walked uphill both ways, but the hot lunch meals I remember from my youth were real meals. Now it is a slice of pizza and some corn for a “balanced” lunch. And the kids toss the corn in the garbage. Chocolate milk was a rare treat back then, and now it is available everyday. According to the show, that flavored milk has more sugar than pop.
So my wife has become involved in helping bring about change in our school. There is now a “farm to table” committe working to integrate locally grown, organic food into school meals, and the school is planning a community garden. The revolution has begun! But just as in the show, there are guidlines to follow, and red tape to cut, and minds resistant to change. Hopefully, this show will seep into our culture and become part of the norm. Hopefully our leaders will hear this outcry and support these changes or start to make the changes on their own.
The problem is trying to get people to change is hard. As we see on the show, Mr. Oliver tries to demonstrate to a bunch of kids what goes into the chicken nuggets they love so much, which apparently is anything and everything. I mean it…all parts of the chicken are blended together, even the bones, cartilage, insides…everything. He fries up the blended chicken goop and compares it to a nice free range, organic chicken breast. He asks the kids if they still wanted to eat the chicken nugget and every single one said, “YES!” Not the answer he expected, but that is the sad reality in America right now. Hell, I’m an adult, I’ve seen the clip, I know the facts, and I would still eat a tasty nugget if you gave it to me right now.
Deep down inside most of us, we know this stuff is bad. We shouldn’t be eating it. We need to exercise more. The weight is not good for us. But the question is, how do we turn it around? How does it become habit to munch on veggies rather than chips? How do we rewire our brains to want water rather than pop. When to do we put down the nuggets?
Jamie Oliver is doing a great job of sounding the alarm, but will we listen? I hope so. Personally, I haven’t changed yet, but I want to. There still is hope and there is still time to join the revolution.
If you missed last season, you can still see episodes on-line at ABC.com.
Posted on May 26, 2010
And thirty years later, here I am, trying to keep an open mind . . . for the sake of science.
For the handful of you who have not yet seen Avatar, or like my wife, will never see this movie, I’ll give you a little background so we can all be on the same page as I do this review. So it’s the future and humans have found this new planet called Pandora. I like to think they named it after the website. Apparently, the human race has messed up Earth. They never show us what happened, but I figure it was a Wall-E style trashing, so the humans have moved onto destroying a new world. Pandora has an Earth-like feel, except it is low on atmosphere, the people are blue and the landscape sometimes glows like a midnight bowling alley. The humans have set up a mining operation on the planet because they are looking for this new resource discovered only on Pandora, which has been creatively named “unobtainium.” Perhaps the name “howaboutwebemorefreakingobvious-ium” was taken. Anyway, all we know is this rock goes for a grip-load of money back home on Earth, and the humans, led by Giovanni Ribisi, want it.
In the mining camp, there is also a group of scientists trying to study the indigenous people, the Na’vi (the really big, really blue people who run around the forest, use bows and arrows, ride horse-like creatures, and are really in touch with nature. Other than the blue part, does all this sound vaguely familiar? It should.) And turns out, of course, this new resource just so happens to be right under the Na’vi, under the great big tree they live in, also very creatively called “home tree.”
The movie plays out like I’m watching someone play a great big video game with awesome graphics. We are brought up to speed mostly by the main character’s internal monologue, and then by the clunky dialogue delivered by cliché characters. The main villain is the embodiment of how cliché this movie was with regards to its characters. He is the head of security at the human’s base, an ex-marine, and of course every time we see him, he is doing something we’ve seen in every military movie ever made. I was waiting for him to say how much he loves the smell of roasted blue people in the morning. He is introduced to us as he is giving a drill sergeant-esque speech explaining the dangers of Pandora, which if you are too lazy to listen to, is visualized for us through the scars he has received on his face from something dangerous on Pandora. He had no character development, no arc, only one purpose…to be a grade A, evil douche bag.
On the flip side of that coin is our good guy, an ex-marine, who has been paralyzed from the waist down and has been allowed to take part in the avatar program. See the humans are so advanced that they have figured out a way to clone the aliens with a mix of DNA from a human so that once these cloned creatures are full grown, the person who donated the DNA can use some sort of virtual reality machine to enter into the mind of the clone to control it. It is about the only original concept in the movie, but is never really explored or explained. How does it work? Why did they decide to use this program and not just talk with Na’vi face to face? What are the ethical implications of the avatar program? I mean, come on, you are breeding living beings to be puppets, to dance at a whim. Don’t those creatures have rights? A soul? Where is the public outcry? The media? PETA? Or what about when the Na’vi find out about it, why weren’t they a little more disturbed over these experiments. I thought it would have made for an interesting angle to at least explore.
Anyway, the main character controls his very own avatar and he can walk again. Long story short, he ends up being allowed to hang with the Na’vi, learning their ways, winning their trust, falling in love with a girl Na’vi and all the while is supposed to be trying to get them to move out of home tree so the humans can get at that sweet, sweet, unobtainium.
The plot is essentially a re-tread of Pocahontas, less singing, more violence. On the one hand I wouldn’t be that bothered by that since I do think that history repeats itself, and it is not outside the realm of possibility that if we do find life on other planets that will we crush it to take their resources. In fact, I would expect if that life form found us first and wanted our resources, they would do that to us. On the other hand, if you are going to retell a story, bring something new to the table. And mainly, something that is believable. I know you want ‘splosions and stuff, but I just didn’t buy that the native Na’vi, running with bows and arrows and flying creatures, could go head-to-head with tanks, helicopters, missiles, etc.. The humans have enough firepower to wipe the planet clean. In the real history version, the conflict was interesting because each side had strengths and weaknesses, not one side with sticks and the other with automatic weapons, napalm, gas or whatever.
When I first saw the trailer, for some reason I thought all of the humans were going to be in avatars because maybe there was no atmosphere or they needed to be just like the aliens in order actually be able to harm them in a fight or something. Something like that would make the fighting more interesting at least. Or maybe the aliens would have acid for blood and jump out of people’s chests. No, that would never work. Well, (spoiler alert) whatever you chose to do, filmmakers, don’t make it so the planet’s spirit/goddess has to help out the Na’vi people during the fight by sending in other animals to get the job done because the natives can’t do it themselves. This is the very definition, almost literally, of a deus ex machina (God in the machine), and in my opinion, a cop out and bad story telling.
So had JCameron focused more on the character development and less on having cool, 3-D action, Avatar would have received higher marks from me. And I know it is possible. A great example how good the rest of the movie could have been was when the female lead Na’vi character learns of the male lead’s betrayal, she has a wonderful emotional reaction scene. It has an impact because just with the little development of the relationship between the characters we saw, we care about them. Imagine what it would be like with more. I believe it is one of the first times I have actually seen a decent emotional scene come from a generated character, and it is because of a combination of the new technology, combined with great voice acting, with a dash of character development.
Did I love the visuals? Absolutely. And for that alone, because I am nerd, that is where the high marks for this movie come from. But don’t just visually take us somewhere we haven’t been. How about writing a story that explores a subject in a light we haven’t seen? Otherwise we could have just watched IMAX presents: Pandora.
Will you have fun? If you can shut off your mind and just go with it, of course you can have fun. Of course, that’s true for just about anything you do in life, and perhaps happens more often than it should. I think we can, and should, ask more from our movies because otherwise we get a bunch of neat special effects and 3-D images galore, but we lose the great art of story telling in the process.
Posted on May 22, 2010
Yesterday, I got a little blast from my past thanks to Google. For Pac -Man’s 30th birthday (I can’t believe the little guy has been eating power pellets for that long), Google installed a playable version of the Google logo on their homepage.
Hurry to play it before it is gone from the homepage. Just “insert a coin” to be transported back to the 1980’s. They even included the great arcade music. Insert two coins to play a two player game with Ms. Pac-Man. I love the little surprises Google comes up with every now and then, and what a great way to celebrate a legend. Here’s to you Pac-Man. So be on the lookout for Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde and be forewarned, it is just as addicting as the original.
Reviewed by Little Man Critic (Age 4)
What is the movie about? About fighting. Darth Vader is bad.
Why is he bad? Because he is taking over the world and he doesn’t want to do the things star wars do and Luke Skywalker he fights them and goes up in the ship. He doesn’t want Darth Vader to take over the world.
What you think about it? It was good because Darth Vader was bad. And he is so bad, Darth Vader, he just open his light saber and Luke Skywalker does and they just fight. There was a lot of R2D2, he’s a robot because he got killed.
What did you like about the movie? I liked Luke Skywalker and he is good.
What did you not like? The guy that kills people. He is blue and has blue things in his hands that makes people die. (Editors note: We believe the reviewer is referring to the Emperor, and may have been confused as to which episode was under view. This was not cleared up at press time as the reviewer had to go to bed.)
Would you recommend it? Yeah, because he is so bad.
Reviewed by Little Miss Critic (Age 7)
What is the movie about? It is hard to explain. It is about Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia trying to stop Darth Vadar from taking over the world.
What did you think of the movie? It was kinda bad because I don’t like the fighting as much, it is weird because Little Man Critic likes fighting and I don’t.
What did you like about it? Princess Leia
Why? Because she is a princess
What did you not like? The fighting because I don’t like fighting.
Would you recommend it? Maybe. Maybe not because of the fighting is not good for little ones
Reviewed by Little Man Critic (Age 4)
What is this book about? It is about Batman and the Riddler man. Flash runs reallly fast and he can run up to Superman, and he takes away his stronger thing. Cyborg is not easy with superman. Batman says there is a clue and Robin and Cyborg says there is cotton candy apples. The Riddling Man is in the carnival. Cyborg picks up a hammer and the mirrors go crash, crash, crash. and you turn to the next page, Batman picks him up and Superman picks up a broom and says it is time to clean up this mess unless you want to go to jail and have some fun. And that’s it.
What did you think of this book? It is good, because Batman is very good.
What did you like? I like Batman and Flash because they are so fun.
What did you not like? I don’t like the Riddling Man because he is really, really, really, really bad.
Would you tell your friends to read it? Yep. Because he is really, really bad. Batman is not bad, I guess.